Learn the lyrics to You Are the Morton (The Smelly Morton) football song, a St. Mirren fan chant.
You Are the Morton (The Smelly Morton) Football Chant Lyrics
You are the Morton,
The smelly Morton,
You’re only happy on giro day,
Yer ma’s a stealer,
Yer da’s a dealer,
Oh please don’t take my hubcaps away.
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