Learn the lyrics to Ayr Troop Major football song, a Ayr United fan chant.
Ayr Troop Major Football Chant Lyrics
(sang from one set of ayr fans to another)I wanna be an Ayr troop major,
I wanna be an Ayr troop major,
I wanna live a life of danger,
I wanna live a life of danger,
Ayr troop major,
Ayr troop major,
Life of danger,
Life of danger,
Here’s to the girl I love best,
Here’s to the girl I love best,
Many a time iv sucked her breast,
Many a time iv sucked her breast,
F*cked her standing,
F*cked her standing,
F*cked her lying,
F*cked her lying,
If she had wings,
If she had wings,
I’d f*ck her flying,
I’d f*ck her flying,
Now shes dead but not forgotten,
Now shes dead but not forgotten,
Dig her up and pump her rotten,
Dig her up and pump her rotten.
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